Miscellaneous B3ta Photoshoppery
December 18, 2005
The ideal last-minute Christmas present...
April 11, 2005
He's a big softy, really...
April 3, 2005
The real reason why Christopher Eccleston didn't want to do a second series of Dr Who...
Sept 10, 2004
Sorry for pun. (Actually, I like the iPod - apart from the lack of Ogg Vorbis support and gapless playback, anyway)
June 21, 2004
This is what it looks like when I try to draw a shamrock in Guinness...
June 2, 2004
Well, nobody mentioned anything about a dress code...
May 28, 2004
So this is what they get up to when the programmes aren't on...
Nov 23, 2003
Well, you've got to gloat, haven't you?
April 29, 2003
I guess I had to do a SARS joke at some point, and this one had been stuck in my head for ages.
Yes, with the bloody song, as well...
Animals
June 12, 2004
Badger/magpie. What else can I say?
B3ta Challenge: Channel 4 Alternative Christmas
Nov 14, 2004
It looked better in my mind...
B3ta Challenge: Bob Ross
Sept 21, 2004
'lo Bob!
Sept 19, 2004
As Half Man Half Biscuit pointed out, 99% of gargoyles look like Bob Ross.
B3ta Challenge: If magic were real
B3ta Challenge: Monuments that should exist
June 1 , 2004
Argh! KILL IT! KILL IT!
May 29, 2004
One Michaelangelo's David, there's only one Michaelangelo's David...
May 29, 2004
And lo, there was bandwaggonage.
B3ta Challenge: Software we really need
Feb 21, 2004
I swear, sometimes it feels like this is the version I installed...
B3ta Challenge: New Japanese products
July 17, 2003
Let's face it, after Pocari Sweat, anything seems possible...
B3ta Challenge: Nuns
April 26, 2003
Well, somebody had to do it...
April 25, 2003
Sharon! SHARON!
April 25, 2003
My first animation. Could have done with being a bit bigger, really.
B3ta Challenge: Computer or video games that were never made
April 25, 2003
Look closely... do you see what we did there?
April 24, 2003
Oh dear, oh dear. The puns get worse, don't they?
April 24, 2003
Who knew at the time? And why did I let my parents persuade me to sell all my old Atari stuff for £25 in 1986?
April 24, 2003
The thing is, Tasha Yar probably would fire bolts of electric death from her gob, given half a chance...
April 23, 2003
Sega realised monkeys were cooler, and the rest is history. Try to ignore the crapness of the legs.
April 23, 2003
Heh. Freeloader, we love you.
April 22, 2003
The original version was going to be called this, but the resolution wasn't high enough for hair, so they renamed it.
April 21, 2003
Straight to hell for this one. Still, it got a laugh.
April 21, 2003
No, I don't know whose butt that is. No, it isn't mine. Really.
April 20, 2003
Not particularly exciting, but it was my first one, so *thrrp*.
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